Zoey’s Custom Curse – A Chaotic Blessing for a Good Cause

Update: 12/2/25

Zoey’s Update – Post-Surgery Recovery

Zoey had her dental surgery last week, and we’re officially past the 7-day recovery window — and she is doing so much better. The vets ended up needing to remove six teeth due to the severity of the resorption, but Zoey handled it with all the fiery determination you’d expect from her.

She absolutely refused to wear her cone.
Before we even picked her up, she had already removed it four times, and she had it off again before we left town. Classic Zoey.

The first few days were tough while she adjusted and recovered, but she’s finally starting to feel like herself again. She’s back to loving smooshes, demanding attention, and begging for lasagna like nothing ever happened.

All in all, the surgery came to $3,200+, but she’s worth every single penny. Seeing her comfortable, happy, and acting like her mischievous self again makes every bit of it worth it.

Thank you all for the love, support, messages, and shares. Zoey feels it — and we do too. If you’d like to continue supporting her ongoing care, our fundraiser listings are still available.

Original Post: 11/21/25

Zoey may be dealing with a lot right now—root resorption, possible diabetes, and more vet visits than she approves—but she’s still full of opinions, attitude, and mystical energy.

With this listing, you’re not buying a physical item. Instead, you’re commissioning Zoey herself to deliver a completely unique, personalized CURSE.

Here’s how it works:
• Zoey is presented with a special deck of “curse cards.”
• She chooses (with a paw swipe, nose boop, or pure feline impulse) the curse meant for you.
• We record the process and post the video to our social channels so you can witness Zoey’s divine chaos in action.

Your purchase directly supports Zoey’s ongoing vet care, including treatment for her tooth root resorption and potential diabetes.

This is fun, silly, and 100% in the spirit of helping a spicy little cat feel better.
Thank you for supporting Zoey’s healing journey.

What Is Tooth Root Resorption? (Zoey’s Condition Explained)

Tooth root resorption is a painful dental condition that affects many cats, often without showing clear symptoms until the damage becomes severe. In this condition, a cat’s body begins breaking down and absorbing the structure of their own tooth—starting at the root and sometimes progressing all the way to the crown.

Common signs include:
• Drooling
• Decreased appetite
• Bad breath
• Dropping food or chewing on one side
• Sudden irritability or hiding

Because the process happens beneath the gumline, it usually requires dental X-rays to detect. Treatment often involves extraction of the affected teeth to relieve pain and prevent further complications.

Zoey is currently undergoing treatment for this condition and is scheduled for surgery, along with evaluation for possible diabetes. Your support—through purchases, donations, or even sharing her story—helps us cover the ongoing medical care she needs.

Thank you for helping us keep Zoey comfortable, safe, and cared for.